What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What's the slowest 5k?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Which insect makes the best father?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?