What's red and smells like blue paint?

What condiment has wings?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

How do you talk to a giant?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

I'm not a bad putter.

What bird is always sad?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?