What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What's the politest month?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What was the first animal in space?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where do books sleep?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What are baby potatoes called?