Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?