What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

When should you start writing a book?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do insects learn at school?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What shape is bad at driving?