What kind of tree loves to high-five?
A palm tree!
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How did the tree get lost?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where do books sleep?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
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