Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Which animal will never go bald?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?