What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call a sad latte?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

How do you make a cow float?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why is summer always sad?