Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
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