Why did the duck cross the road?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What is blue and not heavy?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What's the scariest letter?