Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do bees chew?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
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