What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?