What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
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Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
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