Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?