What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

I broke my finger!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What is the smallest lion?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

How does dinner smell?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?