Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How do frogs get to work?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?