What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What is the strongest animal?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.