What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What's the richest basketball team?