How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why do cows make great bakers?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?