Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you call a vacation at home?