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Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?