A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What car can't keep a secret?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What sound does a witch's car make?