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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?