Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do you compliment a cat?
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