Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who invented fractions?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
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