Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is the smallest lion?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
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