Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?