What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?