What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Which bug is related to you?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do cats wear to work?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?