Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

How does a taco bless the table?