Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What's the noisiest food?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why are all priests fit?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?