What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

How do you organize a space party?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

How do amoebas make calls?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why are skeletons always hungry?