Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why are skeletons so calm?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Where do books sleep?