What reads and lives in an apple?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why do cows wear bells?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Where do polar bears vote?

What bird is always sad?