How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
They're going stag.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do insects learn at school?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
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