Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?