What's the coldest vegetable?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?