What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What is a plane full of male cows called?