We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why are fish such good architects?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?