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What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

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What do you call an animal pop star?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

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Where does a pianist go on vacation?

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What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?