What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why was the mime upset?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do rich squirrels eat?