Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a small mom?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?