What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Where do hands go on vacation?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What is blue and not heavy?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why is summer always sad?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?