What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
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