What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What table can you never sit at?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What do math teachers eat?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?