Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?