What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

It's allergy season again?

What did summer say to spring?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why do dogs run in circles?