What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did one firefly say to the other?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?