What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why don't ants get sick?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What animal knows kung fu?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?