What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

How does a witch play loud music?

How are teens like cats?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What sport do horses love to play?