Why do diners never serve lobster?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

How do you make a cow float?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?