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Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?