What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

How do bees get to school?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

How do you compliment a cat?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.