What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

How does a lion greet other animals?

When do cows get tired?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

How do billboards talk?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?