What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What birds make average students?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

How do you make a cow float?