Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?