What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What day is your mom always right?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why was the mime upset?