What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?