What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
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What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why do cats love to work?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What time does Donald Duckā¢ļø wake up?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Are baby skunks cute?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
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