Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Where do ants go to eat?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?