Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

How do snowmen get information?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?