Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?