Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?