Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
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