What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?