How do you cut the ocean in two?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Where do termites go camping?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why are turtles so shy?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?