What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do you organize a space party?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Where do surfers go to school?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?