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His lips are moving.
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Which celebrity always frowns?
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What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
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What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
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