Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What fairy loves to count?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Bears love exotic cars.

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

How do you cut the ocean in two?