What do you call stolen cheese?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Which relative loves rice?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

How do you talk to a giant?