What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
What food is a man's best friend?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do fireflies start a race?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
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