What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why are puppies so flexible?

How do bunnies stay fit?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How do you arrest a pig?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Where do polar bears vote?