What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do cows say when you milk them?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?