What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What did the beaver say to the tree?