What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do fish use for glasses?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What should you wear to a tea party?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

How do fireflies start a race?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?