Why did spring break up with winter?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What did the sick chicken say?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?